Kitten time machine!


Dreamt of designs for time machine. Woke up and had sent it back in time to now, to save on development time.

Went back to meet Schroedinger to talk about that box experiment. Stuck him in a box with a radioactive source with a 50% chance of decaying, releasing poison and killing him. Opened the box. Schroedinger very angry and still 100% alive. Proves he was wrong.

Science is all about reproducing results.

Stuck Schroedinger back in box. Opened box later. Schroedinger 100% dead. Less angry. Still wrong. Cats rule, Schroedinger sucks.