Portal fail


Portal opens on disappointing world

Portal opens on disappointing world

Portal malfunctioning. Only opens on wet versions of the world. So many of them. So depressing. Have demanded a quantum mechanic but humans pretending not to understand. Think they may not be able to afford one. Poor things.


Many Worlds Theorem


Habitat has expanded. It contains a mysterious portal than unlike the other portals opens on to a frequently changing scene. May be possible to prove the many worlds theorem this way. Some of the worlds are wet. Others are cold. Seems very careless to allow crap worlds. Portal appears to be called ‘Hurry up and make your mind up, you sod, it’s cold with the door open’. Not catchy.